Limericks!

Here are some of the Limericks we wrote this week!

There was a young farmer named Paul

Who grew to eleven feet tall

His feet were so big

The length of a pig

That he couldn’t walk – only crawl!

Alastair

There was a thin man called Fred

Who never got out of his bed.

Too lazy to eat

Not even meat

Surely, we think, he’ll end up dead!

Alastair

There once was a lady called Sue

Who used to have a big strong crew.

She lost her money

Which was not funny

Now she has to live in a shoe!

Lucy

There once was a rabbit with money

But I found him very funny.

He said he was not

But yet I still thought

He was the funniest bunny!

Lucy

There once was a boy called Paul

Who went to a big shopping mall.

He wanted some food

But he tripped over wood

And so had a really big fall!

Elliot

There once was a smart man called Bar

Who had passed exams in his car.

He was very pleased

He did it with ease

So now he could go very far!

Iain

There once was a young boy called Paul

Who went into a big, big stall.

He ate lots of food

That looked like some wood

Which made him look like a big doll!

Matthew

There was a chatty man named Bob

Who had a great ginormous gob!

He went to the mall

But had a big fall

And landed on a great, big log!

Reuben

There once was a boy called Bob.

He really was quite a big slob.

He tried to improve

The mess to remove

But it was just too hard a job!

Dylan

There once was a smart boy called Paul

Who wanted to go to the mall.

He went on the bus

Without any fuss

And bought his Grandma a new shawl!

Harry

There once was a thingymajig

That looked like a pizza but more big.

It liked to free dance

If it got the chance

With its best friend Terry the pig!

Lachlan

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