Here are some of the Limericks we wrote this week!
There was a young farmer named Paul
Who grew to eleven feet tall
His feet were so big
The length of a pig
That he couldn’t walk – only crawl!
There was a thin man called Fred
Who never got out of his bed.
Too lazy to eat
Not even meat
Surely, we think, he’ll end up dead!
There once was a lady called Sue
Who used to have a big strong crew.
She lost her money
Which was not funny
Now she has to live in a shoe!
There once was a rabbit with money
But I found him very funny.
He said he was not
But yet I still thought
He was the funniest bunny!
There once was a boy called Paul
Who went to a big shopping mall.
He wanted some food
But he tripped over wood
And so had a really big fall!
There once was a smart man called Bar
Who had passed exams in his car.
He was very pleased
He did it with ease
So now he could go very far!
There once was a young boy called Paul
Who went into a big, big stall.
He ate lots of food
That looked like some wood
Which made him look like a big doll!
There was a chatty man named Bob
Who had a great ginormous gob!
He went to the mall
But had a big fall
And landed on a great, big log!
There once was a boy called Bob.
He really was quite a big slob.
He tried to improve
The mess to remove
But it was just too hard a job!
There once was a smart boy called Paul
Who wanted to go to the mall.
He went on the bus
Without any fuss
And bought his Grandma a new shawl!
There once was a thingymajig
That looked like a pizza but more big.
It liked to free dance
If it got the chance
With its best friend Terry the pig!